This weekend we'll be in the south bay area all weekend (a wedding in SF) so I probably won't get a chance to blog about my oh-so-exciting life for you all. But I'll leave my readers a bit of cheesy humor that I took from my sister's blogpage. Enjoy!
Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better at using the computer. They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of hearing all the bickering.
Finally, God said, "Cool it. I am going to set up a test which will take two hours and it will judge who does the better job."
So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.
They moused.
They did spreadsheets
They wrote reports
They sent faxes
They sent e-mail
They sent out e-mail with attachments
They downloaded
They did some genealogy reports
They made cards
They did every known job.
But, ten minutes before the time was up, lightening suddenly flashed across the sky. Thunder rolled, the rain poured, and of course the electricity went off.
Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld.
Jesus just sighed.
The electricity finally flickered back on, and each of them restarted their computers.
Satan started searching, frantically screaming, "it's gone! It's all gone! I lost everything when the power went out!"
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all his files from the past two hours.
Satan observed this and became even more irrate. "Wait! He cheated! How did he do it??!!"
God shrugged and said, "Jesus saves."
Posted by Ruth at 4/26/2003
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