Snapshots of "Mean Girls"
Regina: So you've never been to a real school before? Shut up! Shut up!
Cady: I didn't say anything.
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Karen [to Cady]: If you're from Africa, why are you white?
Gretchen: Oh my God, Karen, you can't ask people why they're white.
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Damien: Gretchen knows everyone's business. That's why her hair is so big - it's full of SECRETS.
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Cady [passing by black students in the cafeteria and smiling]: Jambo!
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Cady: Well, there must be something you're good at.
Karen: Well, there is this one thing, it's like I have a fifth sense. It's like I have ESPN or something? My breasts can always tell when it's raining.
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Mr. Duvall: Coach Carr, step away from the underage ladies!
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Gretchen: [in her English class essay, after being humiliated by Regina] Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get crushed by his huge feet? Since when is it okay for someone to be the boss of everyone? That's not what Rome is about. Besides, Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. People like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. I think we
should all just STAB CAESAR!
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Mr. Duvall: How was your summer?
Ms. Norbury: Great. I got divorced.
Mr. Duvall: My carpel tunnel syndrome came back.
Ms. Norbury: I win.
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Kevin: So, are you Puerto Rican?
Janis: Lebanese.
Kevin: I feel that.
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Janis: We need to crack Gretchen Wieners. If we crack Gretchen, then we crack Regina's power.
Damien: Say crack again.
Janis: Crack.
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Ms. Norbury: My shirt's stuck to my sweater, isn't it?
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Gretchen: That is so fetch!
Regina: Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen! It's not going to happen!
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Girl: One time, Regina George punched me in the face. It was AWESOME.
Posted by Ruth at 5/19/2004
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